What would the world be like without a daily dose of fun, excitement or contemplation?
16 July, 2010
#85
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
• Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
• The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
• Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two".
• Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus' birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
• When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anaesthesia was applied to the doctors.
• If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.