• Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris can speak braille.
• Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
• Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
• If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
• Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
